April 2012
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Anonymous asked: where did you GF go hon?
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pussy-vendor: (i should probably just kill myself sooner rather than later)
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shitwit: prepare yourselves for 4:03 minutes of cuteness COME HOME BITCH :( :(
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someone drew on natalie’s face with a blue felt tip while she was passed out then didn’t put the lid on and natalie ended up sleeping on top of the pen and it leaked everywhere all over the couch and then my mum came home this morning and was like omg wtf so we flipped the cushion over and told her we’d cleaned it but then she realised so when she went out we swapped my two...
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muff-daddy replied to your post: did you order your dildo online or go to a shop to purchase it? you have tampons for that hun googling “how to do the splits” right now hun squat
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annoying12yearoldgirl: i just burped and it tasted like gin  so i vomited in my mouth and swallowed it. 
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