mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
nipple-pie: zuxu: The Wyld - Full Circle Directed by Claire Littler anna’s sister directed this it’s so fucking cool
Asleep - The Smiths
If it’s going to be a world with no time for sentiment, it’s not a world that I...– George Falconer (A Single Man)
rezukusai: Freja is like my dream
me and courtney have alter egos. mine is paul and hers is robyn and paul and robyn met in a bar one night and had sex. robyn was really keen and wanted seconds but paul was a bit standoffish and wasn’t too interested in robyn and just wanted the one night stand. robyn accepts this but after paul realises where the flames of his passion truly lay, he attempts to reignite the lust he once...
nipple-pie: anna is looking after this male cat called lindsey and every night be comes and lies between us while we’re cuddling and like pushes us apart and then when we try move him he hisses in our faces. so. fucking. rude. i actually pissed myself when i read “male cat called lindsey”
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